So in order to watch from a proper, safe distance I made up the... Homestar Runner and Marzipan Extra Real Dating Sim XR!
Using the most state-of-the-art polygoniest technologies, we can see what an actual date with Marzipan and Homestar Runner would be like without the risk of personal injury. I think it would go a little something...a-like-a-dis-a.
Other characters include Homestar's on-and-off hippie girlfriend Marzipan, Homestar's best friend and straight man Pom Pom, the verbally challenged and slightly creepy Coach Z, greedy concession stand owner Bubs, the ever-hungry King of Town, and the Poopsmith. The service and some of its basic features are mostly free, but users can also opt for a paid membership to make their profiles stand out or send each other messages. Characters from Center and going clockwise: Homestar Runner, Pom Pom, Marzipan, Strong Sad, Bubs, Coach Z, Homsar, The Cheat, The King of Town, Strong Bad, The Poopsmith, Strong Mad., it eventually found its way to the internet and spread through word of mouth. The most popular part of the site is the Strong Bad Emails (aka "sbemails"), where Strong Bad responds to viewers' questions and suggestions, such as "Why don't you creat a montage? ", "What would you do different, if you could do it all over again? Strong Bad: Then how come I can't understand a lick of it? Take Friendster for example — the massively popular site became a household name before My Space, and then Facebook overtook both of them as the most popular social network.